0–100 km/h: 23 of 27 variants rated.
Alfa Romeo 33 SportWagon 1.4 i.e. tops the Alfa Romeo 33 ranking by 0–100 km/h, at 11.9 s.
Across 23 ranked variants, 0–100 km/h spans from 8.4 s to 11.9 s.
| # | Variant | Year | Body | Fuel | 0–100 km/h |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Alfa Romeo 33 SportWagon 1.4 i.e. | 1992 | Wagon | Petrol | 11.9 s |
| 2 | Alfa Romeo 33 Giardinetta 1.5 4x4 | 1984 | Wagon | Petrol | 11.7 s |
| 3 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.4 i.e. | 1992 | Hatchback | Petrol | 11.5 s |
| 4 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.4 i.e. L | 1992 | Hatchback | Petrol | 11.5 s |
| 5 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.3 | 1986 | Hatchback | Petrol | 11.5 s |
| 6 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.3 Milano | 1985 | Hatchback | Petrol | 11.5 s |
| 7 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.3 | 1983 | Hatchback | Petrol | 11.5 s |
| 8 | Alfa Romeo 33 SportWagon 1.5 i.e. | 1991 | Wagon | Petrol | 10.9 s |
| 9 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.5 i.e. | 1991 | Hatchback | Petrol | 10.7 s |
| 10 | Alfa Romeo 33 SportWagon 1.3 S | 1988 | Wagon | Petrol | 10.7 s |
| 11 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.3 VL | 1991 | Hatchback | Petrol | 10.3 s |
| 12 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.3 V | 1990 | Hatchback | Petrol | 10.3 s |
| 13 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.3 S | 1986 | Hatchback | Petrol | 10.3 s |
| 14 | Alfa Romeo 33 SportWagon 1.7 i.e. | 1991 | Wagon | Petrol | 9.8 s |
| 15 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.7 i.e. | 1988 | Hatchback | Petrol | 9.8 s |
| 16 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.5 TI | 1986 | Hatchback | Petrol | 9.8 s |
| 17 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.5 QV | 1983 | Hatchback | Petrol | 9.8 s |
| 18 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.7 i.e. | 1990 | Hatchback | Petrol | 9.5 s |
| 19 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.7 i.e. | 1988 | Hatchback | Petrol | 9.4 s |
| 20 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.7 QV | 1986 | Hatchback | Petrol | 9.0 s |
| 21 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.7 i.e. 16V Permanent | 1991 | Hatchback | Petrol | 8.9 s |
| 22 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.7 i.e. 16V | 1990 | Hatchback | Petrol | 8.4 s |
| 23 | Alfa Romeo 33 1.7 i.e. 16V S | 1990 | Hatchback | Petrol | 8.4 s |